Secret Lair Drop

Enchantment

If a creature you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.

Gratuitous Violence

Bello

Racoon Bard Proper

Racoon Bard

Lose all your friends because you told them you built a cheap deck.

Tannuk

Try to play commander on turn 3...and then keep replaying it until you're rich.

Cloning My Sphinx to Make Rocks

If you build this as an infect commander, you're a coward and your name shall be forgotten.
There's basically no ramp in this deck because of the low cmc of most of the deck. 
The strongest version of this deck would involve a lot of infect, however, no one wants to play against that and I don't want to pilot that. This at least makes things interesting. It's on a budget and meant for more casual play anyways.

Pinging and Stinging

Gobikaze

The Odyssey

Home

Magic: The Gathering

Foundations

Bloomburrow Commander

Forgotten Realms Commander

Conspiracy: Take the Crown

Onslaught

Gratuitous Violence

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