Happy Holidays

Creature — Elemental

Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible.
At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you.
{3}: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.

Fruitcake Elemental

Instant

Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.

Gifts Given

Sorcery

Put a creature card from your hand into play under target opponent's control. That creature attacks each turn if able . . . and always attacks its controller.

Evil Presents

Family gathering — Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.

Season's Beatings

Snow Enchantment

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it.
{T}, {Q}, {T}, {Q}, {T}: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.

Snow Mercy

Creature — Ooze

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy another nonland permanent chosen at random, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on Yule Ooze equal to that permanent's converted mana cost.
{R}{G}, Eat some food: Regenerate Yule Ooze.

Yule Ooze

Search your library for a card and put it into another target player's hand. Then shuffle your library.

Nice

Search another target player's library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle that player's library.

Naughty

Artifact Creature — Cat Construct

Stocking Tiger enters with a sealed Magic booster pack under it.
When Stocking Tiger deals combat damage to a player, unwrap the booster pack and put it into your hand.

Stocking Tiger

Land

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only on spells and abilities that put tokens onto the battlefield. Use toys to represent the tokens.

Mishra's Toy Workshop

Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.

Goblin Sleigh Ride

Thopter

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're eating, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. Use food to represent the token.
Whenever a creature token you control dies, if it's represented by food, eat it.

Thopter Pie Network

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.

Some Disassembly Required

Creature — Insect

Flying
Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.

Bog Humbugs

Sorcery — Adventure

Exchange your library with another deck you own from outside the game. Shuffle your library.

Present Arms

Creature — Human Knight

Whenever Decorated Knight attacks, draw a card from your original deck if it's outside the game.

Decorated Knight

Decorated cards in your hand have miracle {S}. (Decorated cards include premiums, promos, and cards with alternate frames or art.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twelve or more decorated permanents, you win the game.

Topdeck the Halls

Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control.

Last-Minute Chopping

Ruthless Knave

Surly Badgersaur

Beza, the Bounding Spring

Gluntch, the Bestower

Beamtown Beatstick

Professional Face-Breaker

Bejeweled Warg

Don Andres, the Renegade

Kingpin, Wilson Fisk

Rapacious Dragon

Megaton's Fate

Bloodroot Apothecary

Treasure Map // Treasure Cove

Boxing Ring

Xorn

Halo Scarab

Descent into Avernus

Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff

Brazen Freebooter

Most Wanted

Crossover Collaboration

Smothering Tithe

Breeches, Eager Pillager

Smuggler's Share

Glittermonger

Master of Ceremonies

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

Hoard Robber

Mahadi, Emporium Master

Wanted Scoundrels

Prosper, Tome-Bound

Gleaming Barrier

Smaug, Wicked Worm

Rocketeer Boostbuggy

Alicia Masters, Skilled Sculptor

Oath of the Grey Host

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Captain Lannery Storm

Goblin Glasswright // Craft with Pride

Vaan, Street Thief

Hoard Hauler

Herald of Hadar

Undercity Scrounger

Glóin, Dwarf Emissary

Exit Through the Grift Shop

Prosperous Bandit

Done for the Day

The Third Doctor

Meticulous Artisan

Goldvein Hydra

Widespread Thieving

Blooming Blast

Bilbo, Retired Burglar

Hullbreacher

Young Red Dragon // Bathe in Gold

Buy Your Silence

Inspired Tinkering

Dungeon of the Mad Mage

City of Death

Fain, the Broker

Wish Good Luck

Baeloth Barrityl, Entertainer

Ant-Man's Army

Smaug

Visions of Ruin

Heap Gate

Undercity // The Initiative

Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer

Puppet Master, String Puller

The Reaver Cleaver

Plundering Pirate

Vraska, Relic Seeker

The Golden City of Orazca

Treasure Vault

Namazu Trader

Seize the Spotlight

Magda, Brazen Outlaw

Luke Cage, Hero for Hire

Professional Wrestler

Treasure Chest

Crack Open

Malik, Grim Manipulator

Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge

Pain Distributor

Pick-a-Beeble

Song of Eärendil

Gold Rush

Deadly Dispute

Ignacio of Myra's Marvels

Heroes for Hire

Mastermind Plum

Black Market Tycoon

Riveteers Requisitioner

Jewel Thief

Forging the Tyrite Sword

Patron of the Arts

Ancient Copper Dragon

Unexpected Windfall

The Western Cloud

Urabrask // The Great Work

Token Artifact — Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

Treasure

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library. Then they may look at the top card of their library and may wrap it. If it's a permanent card, they may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, they may put it onto the battlefield face down as a 4/4 red Present creature. (To wrap a card, put it inside lots of sleeves. If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a sleeve from it instead.)

Chaos Wrap

Pitch the titles of up to X holiday-themed sequels to target spell. Copy that spell for each title pitched, except the copy has that name. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Simply adding numbers isn't festive enough.)

Seasonal Sequels

Artifact

Lands you control have "{T}: Refill your mug with a festive drink." (If you don't have a mug, go grab a mug! It's the holidays!)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a drink 'stache, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Eggnogger's 'Stache

Creature — Elemental Incarnation

Lifelink, haste
When this creature enters, create two tokens that are copies of target token.
Evoke—Celebrate an opponent. (To celebrate an opponent, give them a gift, toast to them, or even just tell them you're grateful to be playing Magic together.)

Cheer